Category Archives: #ELSEWHERE

“COMING DOWN” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd comes to a few comedown conclusions in the final installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Coming Down By Kris Kidd “Dude, you fucked up HARD.” On the other end of the line, my friend Ben is

“COMING DOWN” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd comes to a few comedown conclusions in the final installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Coming Down By Kris Kidd “Dude, you fucked up HARD.” On the other end of the line, my friend Ben is

“LITTLE PRINCE” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd tries romance and watches the ball drop in the sixth installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Little Prince By Kris Kidd Spring assumes its shaky descent into summer. I spend $80 on salads over the course

“LITTLE PRINCE” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd tries romance and watches the ball drop in the sixth installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Little Prince By Kris Kidd Spring assumes its shaky descent into summer. I spend $80 on salads over the course

“LOVE HOTEL HILL” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd takes Tokyo in the fifth installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Love Hotel Hill By Kris Kidd “He’s snoring. So, I mean, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive…” I confide, cloistered in my microscopic bathroom. “…but

“LOVE HOTEL HILL” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd takes Tokyo in the fifth installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Love Hotel Hill By Kris Kidd “He’s snoring. So, I mean, I’m pretty sure he’s still alive…” I confide, cloistered in my microscopic bathroom. “…but

“ELSEWHERE” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd quits drugs for good (for now) and begins making use of men in the title installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Elsewhere By Kris Kidd The gay bar closes in twenty minutes. I’m sucking on the

“ELSEWHERE” – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd quits drugs for good (for now) and begins making use of men in the title installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. Elsewhere By Kris Kidd The gay bar closes in twenty minutes. I’m sucking on the

BUBBLEGUM – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd enrolls in a court-ordered recovery program and attempts to self-reflect in this installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. “BUBBLEGUM” By Kris Kidd   “Kurt Cobain?” “No, it’s Kirko Bangz!” I’m swimming through another cumbersome crowd, drowning

BUBBLEGUM – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd enrolls in a court-ordered recovery program and attempts to self-reflect in this installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. “BUBBLEGUM” By Kris Kidd   “Kurt Cobain?” “No, it’s Kirko Bangz!” I’m swimming through another cumbersome crowd, drowning

TRAFFIC – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd hits the town on a school night in the second installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. “TRAFFIC” by Kris Kidd “No, for sure! We HAVE to hang out again sometime!” I feign friendly, force a smile.

TRAFFIC – #ELSEWHERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd hits the town on a school night in the second installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. “TRAFFIC” by Kris Kidd “No, for sure! We HAVE to hang out again sometime!” I feign friendly, force a smile.

ASSHOLES – #ELSEWERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd makes friends in high places in the first installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. “ASSHOLES” by Kris Kidd “How much do you think ______ would pay for his ass?” The producer asks half-jokingly, ashing his cigarette.

ASSHOLES – #ELSEWERE {EXCLUSIVE/NSFW}

Kris Kidd makes friends in high places in the first installment of his “clinically depressed sex column,” #ELSEWHERE. “ASSHOLES” by Kris Kidd “How much do you think ______ would pay for his ass?” The producer asks half-jokingly, ashing his cigarette.